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So you leave - it blank sm

Posted: Oct 29th, 2019 - 12:56 pm In Reply to: And Then There's - TJ

and QA comes back with "it's clear as day" shrimp "leave off the s," major error since it's an allergy, "look up past reports." We're watching you and you're now on full QA limited to 5 reports a day until you can do better. Inserts fuzzy cat hanging from a branch saying "Hang in There" it's almost Friday. But your schedule is always one weekend day, so Friday doesn't even matter in the grand scheme of things. Next e-mail you get will be, URGENT: Even if you're on full QA, we need all hands on deck to push these reports out; watch your quality. Please stay past your shift, every bit helps. Insert picture of a group of cheerleaders, "go team," and I'll be here to keep sending out e-mails while I'm watching TV to make sure the numbers are going down like they should.

Buckle up, Sam! You're going on a long, dark, scary ride. You'll want the necessities such as vodka, Xanax, a therapist on-call, a massage already booked, and anger management training.

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