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Re: Comedy Stop - Des


Posted: Jul 05, 2012

I really hope this doesn't get redirected. I meant to put it on the Main Board. I want to send out a request for more VR and dictation funnies. MTStars has gotten so depressing lately, and I could really use some laughs.

I'm finding SR to be less humorous by the day. - sm

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I try to maintain my sense of humor, but I just finished 2 hours of SR without a single English-speaking dictator. One was an oncologist who cannot pronounce the names of new cancer protocols and for which I had a choice - either spend long unproductive minutes researching, or leave innumerable blanks.

My professional pride won't let me leave a blank if I can possibly help it, and so at editing line rates I'm making minimum wage after over 25 years in this field.

The disrespect has become insufferable.

Yeah - I see some things that somebody might think are funny. By which I mean, of course, somebody who doesn't have bills to pay.

It must be the moonshine . . . - SB

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"Tennessee with cirrhosis"

It's just a barrel of laughs tonight - SB

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She is on amiodarone, as she had some Arabic anemia (should be arrhythmia) while in the hospital.

Thanks for the laughs, and I also share your pain. - Des

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I, too, find it difficult to underedit, leave blanks, ignore incorrect terms in VR because they're "close." I just can't do it.

MT is probably the only profession that pays more for poor quality and less for high quailty.

It breaks my heart.

That's it! - Leaving MT

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You just put into words something I knew but couldn't put my finger on. MT pays more for low quality than for high quality. You get paid less to do a good job. The harder stuff pays less. The more involved and more technical the work is, the less it pays. That's exactly it.


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