put something funny on the Comedy page - Snow Bunny (the original)

I have a question about Smartype and I will try to make it so it is understandable:) I bought Instant Text because I had to have some way of moving my Smartype over into Word 2007 (I had Word 2002). I have Instant Text turned off until I learn the new platform on the new company I am with. My problem is this, the Smartype line will not move with the page so when I get to the bottom of the page it covers up everything at the bottom and I can only manually move Smartype by scrolling back up ...

If you have any questions, please hesitate to contact us. (obviously should be -- If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.) ...

I am interviewing for a job that would be three days in office and two days at home. They requested my salary requirements, and would like to know what I would charge per page and half page for work done outside of the office. I have never had to worry about this before, and I am not sure what to say. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!! I have been an MT for four years, two in a hospital and two working from home for different doctor's offices. ...

I tried to post this to the comedy board but I was unable to view the board afterwards. I am a Q employee and I was too tired to fight with the board so I am posting it here. Most of us work for the evil Q so we could use the laugh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaruNs_7okY ...

I will be placing this on the comedy board also, but since we at the evil Q have had such a bad day, I thought I would post it here also. Enjoy the laughs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkN1LcuMoJw ...

I really hope this doesn't get redirected. I meant to put it on the Main Board. I want to send out a request for more VR and dictation funnies. MTStars has gotten so depressing lately, and I could really use some laughs. ...

I noticed here a person asking how to get a job in this occupation and they listed where they had finished school. It was online so thought I would take a look. The ad said most finished in 4-6 months and you might have to go even less time if you are a CNP or the like. Get this, said transcription unusual in that many companies provide FULL benefits including paid vacations, sick leave, health insurance, retirement fundus and sign on bonuses for- dahdah INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS. ...

let's have some fun writing a song! ...

there is slight interval increase in the size of retroperitoneal and inguinal lymph node with persistent soft tissue stranding around the "comedy myo carta lee" bilaterally. ...

I was just trying to get into MQ Central, and I was having problems, and I immediately thought, uh oh, here go the layoffs! I mean immediately! I tried again and was able to finally get in, but it was just so crazy. I hope I get another job soon, I can't live like this. Damn you Q!! ...

Anyone other MDIer think it is funny that we have not heard one word from Dorothy, not even a good luck, nothing. She took the money and ran. She does not give a crap about all of us. ...

"The patient states that he also has a bowel in his toneails." Suppose to be "...a pull of his toenails" (explained later as pulling sensation because of thick toenails). ...

I thought we all need a laugh. I was typing the other night and it was supposed to say "the patient had internal hemorrhoids," but typed the patient had "mental hemorrhoids." I about fell out of my chair laughing. Very fittiing though because I think MQ gives a lot of us "mental hemorrhoids." ...

Just had to share this. An ad on the local radio inviting "everyone" to a seminar to become a "medical transcriptionist. Earn more money working at home than in an office." I laughed. I would definitely have gone, but unfortunately it is at least 1-2 hours away on a working night. How I wish it was closer. I would have love to have gone and given them an earful. I want to know where those jobs are because I'll go find one. Alas, it is not mean ...

SKULL SERIES: REASON FOR EXAM: The patient wants his skull checked for wires that he thinks aliens might have implanted. Beam me up Scotty!!!! ...

On a lot of MTSO web sites there is a picture of a happy smiling MT with perfect hair and makeup wearing a headset with a mouthpiece to speak into. I wonder who are they talking to? LOL! ...

these new changes with account managers happened, the work has totally dried up (I have not been out of work for a very long time and have had much OT). Can you say offshore? I thought you could. Will have to keep an eye on Webquist. ...

My hand has been hurting for a couple of days. So I'm laying there with my boyfriend and he's rubbing it, and he says in a serious voice........ DO YOU TYPE WITH BOTH HANDS???? I LAUGHED FOR 20 MINUTES....... I finally said, "No, I'm left-handed".......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Bless his heart........He was seriously getting ready to diagnose some stuff guys! Enjoy your day MTStars....... ...

It just referred to the patient as Ms. Toilet. I suppose it could be true, but we really have to check things closely. ...

too funny not to share. dicatator was talking about beach. I transcribed water pail only to have it changed to water pale. HMMMMM. I am noticing a lot of crazy errors by QA lately. ...

Whatever she's called. I never talk to her on the phone because she is much more interested in what her kids and dogs are doing than what I have to say. She changed my schedule by phone one day, and then called me the day after I was off to find out why I hadn't worked the day before. I went part time and sent her an email with the request, worked the new schedule for over a week before she called me to say she had to evaluate my request for schedule change. Tol ...

I was looking at glassdoor, where you can see reviews of different companies. I was looking to see if there were any reviews on M*Modal. AND there are. The majority are bad -- really bad. What I find funny is that even Indian employees are complaining about them. One of them wrote "Joining here is like you are committing a suicide". So, how bad does a company have to be that even people in India think it is horrible? ...

It's funny how every Friday we get emails "SOS, accounts out of TAT." You already take 1 of my weekend days, you will never get the other. ...

I got a genuine blooper today. Made me giggle. ESL trying to be helpful and dictated, "BNP, that's B like boy, N like Nancy, and P like appetite." He gets a "A" for effort...this time. ...

Dictated: "Her last screening mammography was in 2011." Voice Wreck: "Her last screaming mammography was in 2011." ...

giving me a hand slap for missing some quirky note in a CP, but she hasn't answered my e-mails in a week. Yeah, I'll jet you a reply right away. ...

The doctor is stating, "There were palpable pulses in the epigastric area." This sounds funny to me, and I have never heard her say this before. What do you think? It is pretty clear, but this doctor is a ditz at times? ...

This on the job board today: "XXXX is looking for an experienced QA person to start immmediatly. We are also looking for MT's that have expereince in cardiology (esl), er and discharge summary experience." Yes, I think that QA person does need to start "immediatly". ...

put something funny on the Comedy page - Snow Bunny (the original)

I just read it - Dinosaur

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