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Hahaha.... VR is a Joke... - Just Me


Posted: Apr 14, 2015

When you try to do some DIY home improvements or remodeling, and you screw things up, the contractor charges you More for fixing what you did in addition to completing the job.
I feel that way about VR... 

Here is my latest VR funny - Moi

[ In Reply To ..]
Dictated: 18-point review of systems was obtained...
VR: A burrito was obtained.

Huh?

Here's my latest VR funny, as well - Tabatha

[ In Reply To ..]
Dictated: The patient's shoulder is so painful that she cannot cross her arm to place it on her chest for the
Pledge of Allegiance.

VR: on her chest for the plantar lesion.

OMG! This VR computer via Nuance (formerly Emdat, who was SO MUCH BETTER) never ceases to amaze me! LOL! Hate VR but at least its entertaining at times, while we starve that is.


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