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There is this PA in the South.
I want to hurt him badly.
Seriously. I want to poke sharp objects into his eyes or something.
He seems to dictate for everyone in this stinking hospital (which has the WORST sound quality, by the way) but he CAN'T TALK FOR CRAP!!!!
I don't know what it is with this guy. He can't even pronounce his own name clearly. He talks as if he has his mouth stuffed full of cotton balls and Q-Tips shoved up his nose.
All the while saying, "New paragraph, please."
Don't "please" me, jerkoff. I've had about enough of your mumbling, stumbling, incoherent speech. And you always put EVERYTHING through as STAT, don't you. EWR#^&I(*(&&&
I can NEVER get through his reports without a bunch of blanks. Especially in the lab data section. Between his jibberish and the static, I can barely make out anything. When I see a STAT job come in and cursor over it, I cringe if it's coming from this facility, because I know it's him. He has almost reduced me to tears before out of sheer frustration. And his reports are not quick little ones, oh no, they are LONG. Usually H&Ps or discharge summaries, sometimes consults. He just drones on and on and on.
And the worst part, the absolute worst part is that he's AMERICAN.
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!