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In viewing some of the posts on this board, I noticed that some wanted to try to create a Cinderella story for the Q.
OK, then let's have a little fun with this. The least I can do is offer some song lyrics. As most of you know, there have been two well known productions of this classic, one by Disney and the other by Rogers and Hammerstein. The Hammerstein version was shown on CBS TV with Leslie Ann Warren in the title role.
I offer two sets of lyrics, one from each production. The Disney production had a song called Bibbety Bobbety Boo. Here goes:
Saliva drool a mess it can do
A bibbety bobbety boo
That's the dictation the ASR got
Bibbety Bobbety Boo.
Tried for a week to get him to speak
The doc wouldn't give us a clue
Went to the system and here's what we got:
Bibbety Bobbety Boo!
Now Saliva drool won't do
A mess it will do for you
But the thig-a-ma-bob that does the job?
Enunciate, you fool!
Saliva drool a mess it will do
A Bibbety bobbety boo
That's the dictation the ASR got
Bibbety Bobbety Boo!
Now, from the Rogers and Hammerstein version is a song called "Ten Minutes Ago". Here are the revised lyrics for the Q
Ten minutes ago I logged on
I'm still waiting to get in the door
My head started thinking then I started drinking and finally wound up on the floor!
One hour ago I gave up
And I called 1-800 DICTATE
They said with a frown that the system was down
In a week it would resuscitate!