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i love eloquence - steady eddie


Posted: Nov 17, 2010

This came out of a supposedly educated physician, not a resident:

"He has up to 3 diarrheas per day." 

 

 

Beautiful! - bored numb

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It almost makes you wonder how a doctor might measure "a diarrhea." :)


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