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Just thought I would share. With direct deposit, I've read people saying they don't have bank accounts or whatever, and I have one, but choose to use a Netspend card for my direct deposits. The GOOD THINGS about the card are that first of all, you receive your direct deposit the MINUTE it is sent by your company. I am ALWAYS paid two days earlier than payday and that is on both jobs that I work. There is no waiting for the bank to clear and such or worrying abou ...

"The patient just came back from a trip to Colorado and enjoyed himself immensely." ...

Found this on an educational site. Made me giggle a little. How accurate is this? My favorite is the first line in the 2nd paragraph and the last line of the 3rd. Ya, right. Medical transcription jobs are forecasted to increase 11% from 2008 until 2018. This increase in jobs is greater than average for other occupations. As the average age of the population increases, the demand for transcriptionist services will also increase. Older ...

I'm interested in figuring out the average VR lines per day an MT can average with M*M as well as how many straight typing lines you get per day. I know this is dependent on a lot of different factors like account and the skill of the MT but, if you are willing to share, I would love for people to post how many lines per day you average on VR and straight typing. Recently someone here mentioned that the top producers in their region were producing 1200 VR lines per day. I would ...

This job was 1561s and very likely could have been done in about 200s. Dictated: Eyes: Upper case p.m. Casey upper case are case are upper case L. Place a; of ACE upper case place M intact; Transcribed Eyes: PERRLA, OEM intact. The WHOLE job was dictated thusly, bear in mind he did not skip a comma, period, semi-colon, colon, dash, hyphen or slash throughout the whole thing. Spent quite a bit of time removing colons and periods. It was ...

While we make less and less, Medquist and its stockholders fiddle while our Rome burns. ...

I am grateful to have a job today. I am grateful that work is available on that job. I am grateful that it pays well. I am just grateful. It may not always be like that, but the majority of the time I have work, and can make money to pay my bills. Not alot of people can say that. Not to mention when I am sick like I am now, I can work in the comfort of my own home. That in itself is a blessing! I wish this for all of us. Anybody else with gra ...

...cervicovaginal reflection was then infiltrated "scum french lady" (circumferentially)... some of this stuff you just can't make up! ...

Here is an example of why we need to keep a sense of humor about what we do. I am sure it shows other things but after the last day of transcribing this long psych eval - the only thing I need more than humor is bourbon. (BTW, I gave up and am doing the last section of this report this morning. My poor brain couldn't handle any more last night.) “… which suggests some risk for future problems in the future if treatment in this area of treatment efforts are un ...

One of my little foreign dictating darlins dictated under Social History said, patient doesn't smoke alcohol.. ...

When doing VR, which of course is 98% of the time, I keep my hands at the bottom of the keyboard, left hand near Cntl, right hand hovering over the arrow keys. Since there is a lot of deleting to do, you have to reach up to the top right corner of the laptop to press delete. Of course I always have to look to make sure I don't accidentally hit insert. It's so annoying. Is there an easier way that I'm not thinking of? Any suggestions would be SOOOO app ...

since her baby slept through the night. She is refreshed and ready to go today. Apparently she does spend sleepness nights wondering how she'll pay her bills under this new exciting pay plan in addition to sleepless babies/kids. How insulting. Do they even think before they send these junk messages out ? ...

I get several audits within the "acceptable" range and a "well done." Now, I get a mid-month audit where I fail the standard. ARGH!!! I hate this constant up and down. Envy those who are able to achieve 100% and get whopping line counts. Not happening for me, however. ...

Well, I don't know if the pool our area was sent because of NJA is affecting that regions MTs, but I for one want to say thank you God for sending me some absolutely marvelous, clear and concise easy dictation!!!! Yes Virginia, there is an Easter bunny... (oh, I believe that is Santa Claus). Now I can see why some MTs on here never complain. All MT work, no ASR so far. I am in heaven. Too bad it won't last long, even though my regular primary was not that bad, I just never re ...

comment about only unions being able to organize a strike. That just leaves everybody else powerless and without resource? No. Leave, call in sick, take all day to do one report, send jobs through without editing, walk off, stop work. Plan ahead for you next job, and that's a smart thing to do, obviously. In the meantime, walk off anyways. Massive oppression requires massive action. Being ignored requires we do something loud to be heard. They have already hit us ...

Talk about kismet. I just happened to pop in for a minute and saw your post. I copied it and emailed it to myself. I then took your advice and did a search in my city. I have about 8 great-sounding possibilities to explore this weekend. Thank you so much. ...

This is the 2nd position I have found myself in in under 3 years. Again, I am facing being trained by a person who is giving me information so quickly, it is impossible to write it down, left alone remember it. logmein123 - I watch this MT go through the steps and she is moving through the steps at a furious speed, mumbling about going into the wrong window, back out, into something else, "write this down." Sets me up and leaves out vital step which I don't realize for a ...

Going to be working for Amphion and using Triton. Anyone willing to share what it is like? Do I need to get an expander such as SH or IT? ...

I see so much negative posted on this board, that I wanted to share my success, if for no other reason than to show others that it is possible to do well. I had struggled for a while lately with production because of some personal circumstances, and having a hard time just getting myself in gear and being able to do what needed to be done. I finally decided that I am the only one who can change my financial situation, and took the bull by the horns. I downloaded a stopwatch/timer ...

Any feedback from MTs employed by Diskwriter? Application asks to initial several boxes including willingness to work overtime, drug testing, etc. This is different is it not? Just wondering. They are listed as having openings for straight typing accounts. Any feedback? ARCHIVES are out of date... ...

Hi fellow MTs. As we all know, this board can sometimes be full of negative things, and many MTs who once had a good career in this field are experiencing changes that have negatively affected them and their pay and their lives. My heart does go out to these people; however, I thought it would be fun to talk about some positives we have experienced in this field, even if we would no longer recommend the field to a new person. Personally, I have been an MT for 5-1/2 years, and ...

Am curious if anyone has an info, insight, yeahas or nays on M.I.S.T. Corporation? Thanks much in advance!! :) ...

This made me giggle...thought I'd share - EasilyAmusedMT

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Thanks for this! - I laughed too

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