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Too funny not to share... - Tammie
Posted: Jul 14, 2012
Here is an example of why we need to keep a sense of humor about what we do. I am sure it shows other things but after the last day of transcribing this long psych eval - the only thing I need more than humor is bourbon. (BTW, I gave up and am doing the last section of this report this morning. My poor brain couldn't handle any more last night.)
“… which suggests some risk for future problems in the future if treatment in this area of treatment efforts are unsuccessful.”
P.S. And "they" say all we do is type; easy-peasy--- NOT
Sounds like the dictator was the one with the bourbon. nm - anon
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Please pass the bourbon after reading that - LOL!! nm
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