Hilarious "letter"

I was cracking up by the time I got to the end - who was this written for? "database replication and application failover"??? I think they made that up! ...

I think it's hilarious for almost the entire POD management team to be begging so hard for extra help right now, with over *half* of our jobs out of TAT. Each one of them have sent repeated emails this morning calling for "all hands on deck", and the POD mistress even sent one last night at midnight. I'm just sitting here ... humming to myself, sipping my coffee, working at normal speed ... watching the entire team totally freak out. It's kind of fun watching the ...

A few weeks ago, for no reason that I can find, I cannot get the first letter of a sentence to be in all caps automatically, (unless I do it manually.) The same for the letter " I " by itself when typed. It was always automatic and now all of a sudden it is doing this and I cannot figure out how to change it back. Has anybody else had this problem, if so, how did you fix it? Thanks, appreciate the help ...

Well, I have too read between the lines in that letter. I hope no one read it and said to themselves - well, I guess they do appreciate us - NOT. I also think they are going to take something away, whether wages or benefits. I have cut back everyway I can think of, dropped full coverage on my vehicle, cut back on my Dish satellite, which I do not have time to watch anyway, just buy the groceries I need, do not go anywhere unless I absolutely have to, etc. If things get mu ...

firm (Pepper Law)who will be handling the audits of companies for compliance with the laws regarding independent contractors vs employees. Dear Sirs, As a medical transcriptionist I am happy that the federal government will be cracking down on the companies that misclassify employees as independent contractors. This practice is rampant in the medical transcription field and I wanted to make sure that you are aware of this. These companies require a set schedule including a com ...

Got an e mail from CEO stating how wonderful the company is doing. Of course it is, we are producing more than every before and getting paid far less than ever before. Who would'nt turn a profit. Can't make my rent for the 2nd month in a row. ...

Can anyone tell me what the more preferred way to type the above sentence would be? Also, should I not use commas before "dated" and after the date or should I just straight type it "The report dated 08/12/09 states...." We have a few different opinions in the office (which only dictated and have somewhat poor use of the English language) and I would like to see what you, the MT community, thinks. Thanks! ...

Received a letter from MQ. Basically it is a thank you letter of how my efforts are paying off for MQ. How we had to adapt to change over the past 3-4 years. About off-shoring and basically how a survey will be coming in 2010. The company basically appreciates us, however, SHOW ME THE MONEY!! Instead, we get money taken away over the years and yet, they appreciate us. Overall, the letter was well written. Tell me what you think? I am glad they appreci ...

The conglomerate I type for mostly (which is about 30 university clinics, each with 150 or so non-English-speaking residents) sends almost everything in "letter" form. There is a useless letter standard, but I spend the first 1-2 minutes of the dictation on the address (and have to manually re-enter into the cc list), usually have to go Google to try to find how Dr. Swishandswash spells his name and address in Podunkville. It is killing me. There must be some way to stream ...

Is the new pay rate in an e-mail or snail mail? I haven't gotten either yet. ...

Did you happen to read the letter to Obama written by a transcriptionist when first logging on to MTStars? I think it is VERY well said, and we should send a similar one to him. The writing is definitely on the wall. I am seriously considering quitting as I am sure MT's jobs will be obsolete very soon. However, now I am debating whether to stick it out here until the end and hope for either a severance pay or unemployment. My CCM was MORE THAN HAPPY to off ...

Help me out here. I have more than 35 years' acute care experience that covered absolutely every speciality and subspecialty out there. I worked at a 1000-bed teaching/research hospital for many years, along with some smaller regional hospitals. I am a high-production MT serving in a significant ESL environment. I have excellent quarterly QA scores. I was the go-to MT with drop-dead reliability, who would stay there until the job was done. My references are perfect. I had formal MT traini ...

A friend of mine, who as you will observe has been at this game for awhile, wrote this letter to her employer. Dear ______: As you know, when I took this job to supplement my Social Security, I was concerned that I would have to limit my hours in order not to exceed the income level that Social Security permits recipients to earn. I see now that my concerns were needless, and would like to thank you for underpaying me so severely that I am able not only to work full time, but even to ...

so far. It is a long one so please bear with me US DEPT OF LABOR RE MT To Whom It May Concern; I have been a medical transcriptionist for 16 years. I have been working at home 14 of those 16 years. When I started out working at home, I was offered 7-1/2 cpl. I am now consistently offered 6-7 cpl for straight transcription and 3-4 cpl for editing. I am lucky to make $20 a day. That includes running out of work, the ridiculously low pay and the tons of accoun ...

Medical Transcriptionist Week began May 20th to recognize MTs over a week. The theme this year: Patient Safety. MTs across the country are transcribing medical records and are dedicated to being a 1st-line defense against errors that can negatively and sometimes fatally affect you as a patient - physicians make mistakes. MTs ensure those errors do not end up in your Electronic Medical Record. Healthcare consumers are you aware that local hospitals are outsourcing their work to what are kno ...

She seems like a nice enough person. However, as MT of the year, she gets to be on the MT Taskforce. Do you think she represents the way most of us feel? ...

Did you all get the generic letter of appreciation? Do they not realize that a letter of appreciation from someone whom we have never heard their name before really means nothing. Obviously this person has no idea what I contribute or should be thanked for. It is just generic doodoo. ...

I've seen a couple of folks post on here about getting a compensation letter but I've gotten nothing other than the info they presented at the meeting yesterday. Did they e-mail this or snail mail it? ...

Doc is dictating a letter and wants "Certified" in the letter. Can anyone tell me where to place this in the letter? Thanks! ...

Anyone else still not get a benefit rate letter/email? Not that I really want to see how much it has dropped. ...

Idea to contact CNN and see if we could get the attention of Dr Sanjay Gupta to do an investigative piece on offshoring. After all, this is his country, and it might interest him for many reasons. We'll see if we can get some attention, and maybe you guys can also send in requests at this link. http://www.cnn.com/feedback/show/?s=storyidea Found this on a website. ...

The return address was MModal in Morrisville, NC! Guess they have many offices. The letter was a standard, I'm-sorry-type...part-time position eliminated due to "restructure of Operations business model." "This was a difficult decision...." Still no one has called about the computer. Out of habit, I still visit this site, though less frequently. Seems things at MModal are just getting worse and I feel bad reading some of these posts. I am starting to believe, t ...

Checking email ... checking and checking and checking ... please let me get an acceptance letter. I'm SO HAPPY for those of you who are in ... it's been a long week filled with excitement and doubt and I want to congratulate everyone who is getting in. ...

Dear President Obama:How's the new job? Keeping busy? Financial security? I'll bet. Are the American people keeping the mortgage on the White House up to date? Great. Kids have everything they need? Wonderful. The American dream.Me? I lost another job to offshoring - AGAIN! It's funny, I can't seem to find any concrete figures on just how many U.S. jobs are offshored. There are only estimations by different a ...

You all have it reversed for VR. Those of us that do the VR editing should be paid the hourly wage, not the QA people! We take this abysmal voice that comes in, turn it into something that can be understood, and is perfectlly fine for the patient's chart, but then you want QA to get a hold of it, pay them $12-15 an hour to make is a pretty report, hey who's doing all the work here! I want to be paid $12 to 15 an hour to fill in the blanks, put in commas, periods ...

I was so shocked. I have never received anything from Nuance in the mail, or any other company. And I sure don't remember giving them permission to use my name and address. But anyway, they are hiring Acute Care with Radiation Oncology experience. Also, Quality Control Editors (pre-delivery), whatever that means. ...

Is there any easy way to capitalize after the period rather than deleting the letter and making it caps? Thanks. ...

http://www.ahdi-west.org/advocacy/petition-letter-to-legislators/ All MTs who want this to continue to be a viable career, please go read this letter and electronically sign it If they get enough sigs, they can submit the petition. Can't hurt. ...

Hilarious "letter" - CuriousMT

Thanks for sharing. nm - An Aitch. LOL.

Just what I needed, thanks - Dinosaur

Letter - NY MT

That is just perfect comma - PolyPPB

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