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I had a doctor call me "Computer" - Star Trek


Posted: Feb 18, 2014

Computer, go back to the last paragraph...  Computer, put in my usual closing statement...

Surprised

set your fazer to "stun" and then shoot. (nm) - Uhura

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Beam me up - Scotty

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and hurry!

Now, /that/ is EPIC!!! omg! -nm- - poorhouse

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x

So funny - NY MT

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Thanks for the good laugh! I needed that :)

Me - Computer

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I love Star Trek!!!

Man. Now I've heard it all. - Keypounder

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"Hello Computer" - Dinosaur

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"Hello Computer" as Mr. Scott picks up the mouse and tries to talk to the computer. I love Star Trek! It certainly has lived long and prospered.

Last summer a woman on FB had a meeting with Joint Commission. They had no idea we still exist. Many doctors think the VR program is all there is, that it just turns out perfect reports. Below is the link after her meeting took place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o11asGi2zuc

Just makes you want to - sm

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Get his number, call him back and say hey doc this is the computer, your usual closing statement has been placed, thank you have a nice day.

Computer - Nature

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This message and recipient will self destruct in 1 second...sorry, computer error.


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