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Multitasking.... to save one's sanity - incognito


Posted: Mar 10, 2012

"I was able to do 20 outstretched arm circles while waiting for my slower-than-molasses-in-Januay demographic field to load!" 

That's what one lucky MT had to say after reading and implementing, Easy Tips from a Deranged Medical Transcriptionist.

Yes, you can mix your work and exercise and other household chores whilst keeping your sanity at the same time with these nifty suggestions.  Who wouldn't want to keep her houseshold running smoothly whilst waiting for work to show up in her queue?

To keep the underappreciated MT from going batsh*t, these handy tips include:   

o  Stirring the spaghetti sauce using weighted bungy cords and a fishing pole! 

o  Rocking the baby with an outstretched foot!

o  Bathing the dog using only your teeth and a well-coordinated long-handled brush!

You can implement these as well as all the other handy tools to keep your sanity in check and your fingers flying whilst making those not-so-big bucks!

Please send $19.95 plus $2.95 shipping and handling.  No C.O.D.s, please.

Hilarious! - LOL

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Thanks for that -- I needed the chuckle! :)


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