At least we get to laugh out loud while working

Well, call me an idiot. But unless they review another report for the payperiod I will be under the 99 for 2 weeks in a row. Have been hitting the required mark for weeks on end, but... I think with work low I have been rushing and did make a couple of dumb mistakes. When you do this on a 30 line report, well.... you know how it goes. Does this qualify you for action plan or anything. Or is it 3 strikes and you are out? ...

I have been reading the daily posts for weeks now of MTs applying for jobs with MTSOs, large and small, leaving their sometimes current positions to go with a company who advertise they have new accounts, always steady work, never have to worry about NJA. Then, the MTs join these companies/service owners and within a day/sometimes hours, they have now fallen into the category of another day without work/waiting for work, etc. I just don't understand this. I would think this would be a ...

I have an account where nearly all the doctors seem to be yelling in the microphone or the recording volume is cranked up causing severe distortion of the audio, where turning my own volume down makes them quieter but then I can't make out what they are saying. My CCM has brought this to the facility's attention and some have corrected their ways, but she named a couple of doctors who had refused. Refused!? Why? Because someone is telling you what to d ...

Particularly on the review of systems and physical examination, now stacking up to the left if it is supposed to do so, with headings and colons? ...

happens right after you upload a job and right before you get the "spellcheck complete" message? I know someone described how to stop that sound before but I can't find it. I would be so appreciative if someone could let me know.......this thing is driving me CRAZY. Thanks! :) ...

I do. My faithful dog who sits beside me all day must think I am talking to him, but sometimes when they say the most idiotic things I just feel compelled to respond out loud. It does make me feel better. On the flipside of that, I wonder if the dictators are thinking to themselves while dictating that they sure hope I don't leave any blanks so they have to fill them in. It would be fun (?) to get together with some doctors and have a session of "To Tell The Truth A ...

This doctor not only mumbles the name, but mumbles the spelling of the name. I try every which way to spell what I hear, but I get that "no matching results found for the chosen criteria" ALONG WITH THAT *$#$ DING. Its not enough to get that message of not finding the patient, but to hear that ding is driving me crazy....especially with report after report of this same name mumbling man... ...

If I read along regularly and reply only sporadically, who the heck is following my posts enough to stalk me? Really? ...

I can't find a happy medium. It is too loud when he is loud and too soft when he is soft. It's horrible and hurts and slows me down. Thanks for any suggestions offered. UGH. ...

This is a first-- loud croaking frogs are drowning out the surgeon. I mean really loud frogs!!! He is on a landline, so this is really, really weird. ...

Today I had the misfortune to have 2 lo-o-o-ng reports by the same dictator - I suspect someone else had him before me and said No Thanks and passed him on to me. He wouldn't have been bad at all if he'd just speeded up about 5 times faster, and if his son had not been listening to cartoons about 3 feet away. Actually, his mentation was so slow, it was probably his grandson listening to cartoons. At one point, he turned around and asked the kid to turn it down some, a ...

background. It seems to happen when I am typing fast and maybe the keys get going to fast and then I hear this loud buzz so not sure what that is. It isnt all the time just every now and then. Rather difficult to explain. ...

Hello everyone, I have downloaded .wav files and tried to play them in Express Scribe and also in Transcription Buddy. They both play great when first pressing the foot pedal. But when I let up on the pedal, there is a VERY loud buzz that won't go away until I delete the file, and not even after I exit the software. Each successive time I press and release the foot pedal, the quality of the buzzing changes - loud, soft, different tones - but it never goes away. ...

Just venting a little. Had a client that was constantly (almost daily) calling or emailing me they were missing charts and saying I had lost dictation. After 2 years of this, we came to mutual termination one month ago. I have gained back an hour of time per day chasing down charts that I know don't exist or fielding calls from several of their staff looking for that 'missing' dictation. Hated to lose a client, but my days are now peaceful again. Some ...

I just saw on here regarding transcription education. They had it spelled as get educatated! haha ...

Dictator dictated flunisolide, ASR translated as penis alive ...

As I was doing the "webinar" today on time clock procedures for the company that has bought the company that I have worked for for almost 10 years, I was cleaning out some paperwork. I found my original contract, level 5 transcription . . . 9-1/2 cents per line (plus shift differential) almost 10 years ago Plus I think I got an additional bonus or something for being a CMT. Off to cry in my coffee. Oh what the heck, might as well laugh!! ...

On the HuffPo front page, there is an article that reads "Dictator Convicted for Secret Hospital Torture Center." Oh good grief--that's just the Transcription Department! ;-) ...

It will be sometime before our jobs are obsolete as editors..... "The patient needs continuous monitoring and breasts" lol ...

Here's something really funny! I'm looking for a job in my area and the place where I signed up for called me. I explained my situation to them. Then I said if they were from Nuance,I wouldn not work for them,either as one is just about the same as the other. Guess what? they hung up on me! Hilarious. ...

Quality (error-free documentation) In the first three months of 2014, we averaged 99.69% in the U.S. and 99.64% globally, which exceed 2013 numbers and the 98% industry standard set by AHIMA. ...

ALLERGIES: Mother. ...

I have to say, this speech recognition is awful. I am constantly correcting, but listen to this. I just typed a report for a pt that had an allergic reaction to PEANUTS. The VR stated that, "The patient had an allergic reaction to PENIS and that the patient stated this time HE did not feel that he had cross contamination to PENIS." My goodness. ...

Are they kidding? How stupid is this proposed Essay contest? We are asked to enter a contest and tell why FTR is a good thing and a move forward and will have a positive impact on patient care? Are they nuts? This is beyond stupid! How about asking for an essay on punishing MTs for asking for a second opinion, wanting another trained ear to listen so that patients are not given the incorrect medication or an incorrect diagnosis? How about an es ...

This doctor plain as day said "circus senilis." I could find no such thing. I know about arcus senilis, but I thought who am I to say he doesn't know what he is talking about? So I looked up the word "circus." The last meaning said "a ring or circlet", so I put what he said. Either he is right or someone will get a good laugh, and I may get a black mark. What do you think? Should I have just put arcus senilis and assume he made a mistake? It was jus ...

P.A. just dictated sclerae non-eccentric. lol ...

Has anybody asked their company for a raise within the last year and gotten one ? Just curious. ...

Correct: The patient was anesthetized with rocuronium. ASR: The patient was anesthetized with a rock thrown at him. I guess you could do it that way. ...

ESL doctor: "The patient lives on farm. He milks the cows, horses, mules and chickens." Chickens are mammals? All this time those wings and feathers had me fooled, but then again, they never could fly to prove it... This is the same guy who once said a patient worked driving a "lift-fork" and another one of his patients was "stung by a black widow recluse spider." And to think, this man makes 5-10 times what I do... ouch... if only someone had told me as a teena ...

At least we get to laugh out loud while working - 7th child

I had one... - TrampledUnderfoot

Oh, I was there. - I had an ice cream cone.

mine was Demerol City! nm - beulah

Had one the other day: Redneck 10 mg daily! - 49sv

had one - molleycat

Still shaking my head after all these years - Toni

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