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Posted: May 23, 2014

Quality (error-free documentation)
- In the first three months of 2014, we averaged 99.69% in the U.S. and 99.64% globally, which exceed 2013 numbers and the 98% industry standard set by AHIMA.

Check out the TAT numbers too - interesting

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Seems their numbers were worse there too.
In the first three months of 2014, M*Modal averaged 98.5% in the U.S. and 95.8% globally, which improve on our 2013 metrics over the same period and exceed our internal benchmark of 95%

But hey they got free parties and lunches and trophies while the US MTs just got a random chance at gift cards that are taxed. Sounds about right.

I bet their quality average - was more like 94.69%

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think they transposed some numbers.

Hey, but we are still failing - below 99.7% - dnr

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Also, prove it to me regarding the global numbers. Although, maybe the English first language countries are buoying up the global number.

99.64! Horse hockey! - Selective reports

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I go through their reports every day and that is absolute bull. They probably are looking at the reports we already corrected or are selecting the best of them, not counting any that fall below 99.5%.

Horse hockey, Part 2 - chillywinter

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You are so right...I just happened to pull up a prior report where they had typed Score Valve instead of CoreValve through the entire report!!!

You betcha - sm

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I just sent a report to my manager that had 23 errors in a 35-line report. Not insignificant errors either. For example, in 2 places, they used "due" instead of "do" and had typed Albuterol 1 "vile," not to mentions some off-the-wall lab values.

The sad part was that this was a straight-typing report.

I think the ILP point values are smaller. They probably get marked 0.01 points off for a critical.

What is ILP? - nm

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International labor partners - one of MMs abbreviations nm

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