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Posted by CuriousMT - Dinosaur

Posted: Dec 06, 2013

on the Nuance board. It is funny, yet fairly accurate.

Dear Aunt Rose Comma Thank You for the Speech Recognition Software Exclamation
Point.

BY Eric K. Auld

Dear Aunt Rose comma thank you for the speech recognition software exclamation
point.

This is my first time using it comma but I think I’ve got the hang of it. How’s
Uncle Bernie. No. Wait. Backspace. BACKSPACE. Question mark. Huhhhh.

Enter. How are you question mark. I’m all right. Had another big sale at the
office. Faye’s oh kay. And we’ve got big news colon. Got another kid on the way.
It’s pretty exciting. No Faye. I wasn’t calling you. Leave. Faye LEAVE. Thank
you. Jesus.

The kids are fine. Lexie won her school’s spelling bee last week. The winning
word was lahgaria. No. Lawgareah. No. HEY LEXIE. LEXIE. Forget it. She won three
hundred dollars. No. Dollar sign. Three. Zero. Zero. Oh my God. Jonny’s had some
trouble with his math again. Wait. Jonny with an aitch. AN AITCH.

Hello. I told you not to call me at home. I love you to baby but. Butt. No. En.
Oh. I’ll see you tomorrow.

Are you still playing bingo at the senior center question mark. I bet you win
big every knight. I just talked to mom yesterday. She didn’t sound well. Still
has that nasty cold. ACHOO. No. That was me you stupid FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE. I’M TRYING TO SPEAK AN E MAIL. I hope Uncle Bernie gets out of the hospital soon. He wasn’t doing so great last time I heard. Sad
emoticon.

Hello. Yeah. Yeah. Fifty gees. You know the drop off. So why are you calling.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S DEAD. Well you better take care of it or you’ll never see
FAYE. FAYE GET OUT OF HERE FAYE. NOW. I’M SERIOUS. FINE. LET IT GET COLD. I
DON’T GIVE A. FINALLY. Sorry. I’ll call you right back. Just put him on ice.

Well that’s about it for now Aunt Rose. Thank you again for the software
semicolon. I no it’ll be a huge timesaver.

Enter. Love comma Steven. STEEFEN. With a pee aitch.

Send.

Gee, that is much better quality that I get! - nm

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nm

Thanks for posting - MT/PA

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I needed some comic relief!!

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