A community of 30,000 US Transcriptionist serving Medical Transcription Industry


the patient wrecked while riding his motorcycle - after drinking a 12 pack of beer without a helmet


Posted: Oct 09, 2013

Let's be careful out there people! Don't drink without a helmet!

without a helmet - Just me

[ In Reply To ..]
isn't that termed natural selection?

I always wear a helmet when I drink...SM - Old Anon

[ In Reply To ..]
even 2 beers in case I fall down, also when I shower in case I fall down, or while having sex in case _____(you fill in the blank). LOL.

It makes sense to me... - SoCalMT

[ In Reply To ..]
If you're wearing a helmet, it's difficult to tip your head way back to chug-a-lug a bottle of beer. The helmet inhibits the neck action and backward movement of the head. Now, if he would have used a straw, then a helmet would have been fine.

helps with that pesky "falling out of chair" syndrome. (nm) - helmethead

[ In Reply To ..]
.

I can solve this problem. - sm.

[ In Reply To ..]

Beer Helmet  Red Drinking Hat

ROFL - This was a great thread - Thanks all for the laugh

[ In Reply To ..]
nm

LOL! Thanks for making me smile! I had a terrible day... - PassinThru

[ In Reply To ..]
x

Maybe it was the beer that did not have a helmet--sm - anon

[ In Reply To ..]
thereby making it more easily contaminated?

Patient is lucky that he is alive and can tell doctor how - much he had to drink sm

[ In Reply To ..]
We have a Gold Wing and never drink and ride at the same time. We almost always see bikes parked in front of bars on our weekend trips. Bikes and alcohol do not mix. Do one or the other, but not both at the same time! As a side note, for the Harley riders out there, if you need to wear ear plugs because your muffler is too loud, why should we have to listen to it?

Please tell me that you were able to change it to... - sm

[ In Reply To ..]
"The patient wrecked while riding his motorcycle without a helmet after drinking a 12-pack of beer."

... and weren't required by some ridiculous verbatim rules to leave it as dictated?

I definitely did fix it - verbatim or no nm

[ In Reply To ..]
nm

I read the other day that a guy ran into a police car while shooting up heroin, - MT52

[ In Reply To ..]
and I'm thinking, "Phew, thank God he wasn't texting!" Silly me.

Math question - Gem

[ In Reply To ..]
That beats my, "The patient drinks one and one-half 6 can beer per day." I always hated Math.


Similar Messages:


One Would Think Dictating A Report While Riding
Mar 20, 2012

on a train would be against HIPAA, unless of course one has a private car where no one else can hear you.  Never mind the fact that the clickity clack of the train is louder than the dictator.  sheesh ...


Blank S/l Writing, Riding, Raggeding ??
Jan 05, 2013

He has been _________ down his diabetes in a staggered fashion now and is doing fairly well there. He comes in with a high blood pressure which is improved after repeat check. ...


Patient Scheduled For Shoulder Surgery - Patient Has Pacemaker
Sep 12, 2011

We will have the patient seen by anesthesia preop to make sure the pacemaker is properly cared for during the surgical procedure, which requires general anesthesia, and the use of the s/l **bovig** during the surgery.  Thanks!! ...


The Patient Is On S/l Peer-uh-lone And Digoxin (cardiac Patient)
Feb 09, 2015

thank you ...


Patient First Transcription - Ever Applied To Patient First
Aug 20, 2012

Has anyone ever applied to Patient First and, if so, how is this company to work for?  TIA ...


Cancer Patient With MPNST, Mucositis, Patient Takes "radio Mix???"
May 31, 2011

pulling her hair out ...


Patient Is Clearly A Man, Dr Says "The Patient Complains Of A Labial Outbreak Of Herpes."
Jan 27, 2011

thinking I should flag?  unless I'm missing something...   tia ...


The Patient Is To Followup With "FNG", Patient Had Back Surgery
Dec 05, 2009

???????? Never heard this?????? ...


Patient States Or Patient Said?
Aug 20, 2010

What is the correct, AAMT guideline way to transcribe when dictator states "Patient says" or "Patient said" or "Patient states" ...


Patient Name
Jun 03, 2010

If the client profile makes no mention of patient name (yes or no) being left in the report, account does not specify verbatim, is the ADHI/JCAHO directive to type the patient's name or replace with "the patient?"  Just checkin'.  Am paranoid about everything with the audits these days.  ...


Doc Says About Patient-
Sep 01, 2010

Man, I wish he was my doctor.  He seems to really care for his patients. ...


Patient Age
Jul 31, 2012

what is correct format when transcribing pt name:  16 1/2 years, 16.5 years, or sixteen and one-half years?  Thanks. ...


Patient Is A What?
Aug 05, 2012

I swear to all that is holy, this is what this less-than-stellar PA just dictated:   "The patient IS a high-risk gestational trophoblastic disease..."  I went back and listened thinking I must have heard wrong and she said patient HAS ... Nope.  She said IS.  This is the same PA who dictated a creatinine of 92 for someone.   That sound you hear is me hitting my head on the desk. ...


MS Patient
Sep 24, 2012

The sentence is: Relapsing-remitting MS with accumulated disability involving left hemiparesis, clincally stable on Tysabri and S/L JCE negative. I hear the negative part, not sure if he is saying JCE?  Thanks for any help! ...


Patient's Age
Sep 26, 2012

When given a young patient's age, one of my doctors will say "the patient is 9+11 years old."  I have never heard a patient's age dictated this way before and I'm just wondering if anyone else has.  ...


Patient First Pay
Feb 02, 2014

Has anyone worked for Patient First company? They have several urgent care clinics in eastern US. If so, may I ask your starting pay? Are they a good company to work for? Do they keep a FT position in plenty of work? Thanks ...


Patient First FYI
Jun 11, 2014

Just FYI....I applied to PF about 3-4 months ago. Took the transcription test, thought I did great, never heard a word. Today out of the blue, got a call that I had done great on testing and they would like to offer me a position.  I said thanks but no thanks since I'm no longer looking for a job. She told me that they are currently looking for lots of MTs due to opening several new facilities. Just thought I would pass this along to anyone who is interested in jumping on and taking ...


What's Going On At Patient First?
Feb 19, 2015

There are indeed a lot of jobs posted for support positions. ...


Med Help. S/l Ma-tab-u-tol (patient With Migraines)
Oct 15, 2009

TIA:-) ...


Med, S/l Propaxadine. 81 Yo Patient. Thanks.
Feb 05, 2010

nm ...


Do You Cap Or Not Cap? Patient In Room 8, Bed 2?
Feb 17, 2010

...


Patient With Hypokalemia
Apr 16, 2010

Under the diagnosis, the doc says:  1. Hypokalemia likely due to medication use. Rule out primary s/l hyperolestrionism. Yeah, I know that's wrong.  Any electrolyte experts out there? This is total mumbling. I'm really not sure it even begins with "hyper"--could be "hypo" as well. ...


Patient Is In The Midst Of Doing An..
Sep 03, 2010

s/l *octuro-tight" scan.  That's all the information that's given.  Can't determine is the word begin with "O" or "A"?? Not much to go on I know! Doc does say the patient did part yesterday and is doing the rest today...if that helps. ...


Patient With Sciatica
Sep 20, 2010

under past medical history - s/l "failed??? back syndrome," bilateral ulnar neuritis... ...


Burn Patient
Feb 14, 2011

Is there such a thing as trolley room?  "The patient was seen in the trolley room."  Can't find a reference. ...


Patient With Angina
Mar 06, 2011

Can anyone help please, I am working my way through a difficult quiz and am stuck on a phrase, it sounds like "he would transcrige and usually control with nitroglycerin".   The patient has angina.  Any help would be greatly appreciated!  Thanks. ...


Patient Called 9-1-1 Or 911?
Mar 25, 2011

  ...


Patient Was Pitted.
May 11, 2011

Doc said patient was pitted.  Left it blank, editor put in "pitted."  Is this an acceptable term?  Know doc meant she was given Pitocin, but pitted?  If we're going that route, wouldn't "Pit"d be better?  ...


See Patient In The New Year
Oct 19, 2011

How would it be written? "...see patient in the new year." OR  "...see patient in the New Year."   TIA ...


S/l Rosanaflex For MS Patient? 4 Mg
Dec 19, 2011

Patient is on Rosanaflex 4 mg.   I am unable to find.   thanks ...