Laugh of the day, "risk of uterine perspiration."

Well, call me an idiot. But unless they review another report for the payperiod I will be under the 99 for 2 weeks in a row. Have been hitting the required mark for weeks on end, but... I think with work low I have been rushing and did make a couple of dumb mistakes. When you do this on a 30 line report, well.... you know how it goes. Does this qualify you for action plan or anything. Or is it 3 strikes and you are out? ...

Used this term twice, I know he meant J-shaped, but verbatum account. Any suggestions? ...

ok, dr is saying plain as day "TUMI uterine manipulator". cant find this anywhere. It's not RUMI or HUMI. have tried Toomey, no luck. any ideas?? TKS A _____ uterine manipulator was then advanced through the cervix and into the uterine cavity. ...

cannula was then reintroduced s/l and/in the uterine cavity emptied s/l at/out debris ...

Anyone heard of Vesicare uterine manipulator ...

Anyone hear of this? I tried all the possible spellings I could think of but came up blank. He says it clearly and it sounds like "Tea Man's". ...

My Tessier book shows it as "Hank" and Stedman's, "Hanks". Thanks. ...

Stedman's shows it as "Hanks", Tessier and older documentation "Hank". Also finding a "Hank-Bradley" uterine dilator. Anyone have the definitive answer, with a resource? Thanks :) ...

Dictated - "I quoted her a risk of one in 2 to 300." Should that be 1:200-300? ...

Framingham Risk Assessment is 5%. Leak? criteria for risk regarding non-cardiac surgery is low at 0.9%. Leak???? Hmmm....can't hear him. HELP!! ...

This is not NEW but still needed to say... I never had an appriciation in MT field since i joined 4 years back...This sucks or i am expecting too much out of them or is it the right time to say adios to this MT. The way it is panning out, I have serious doubts about this MT field now... ...

Dementia supervision risk assessment, and it sounds like he is saying Lobman or Logman for one-on-one supervision. Thanks for any help! ...

I'm looking for what s/l "begalrithm" Risk Assessment for breast cancer. Thanks for any help! ...

I am speaking with a counselor at a community college about a medical insurance coding certificate. I am more interested in outpatient coding in an outpatient setting and earning the CPC credential for professional coders. I really do not want to work in a hospital again. From a current medical coder's perspective, is outpatient coding and CPC a good option as compared to inpatient coding? What about the job market? Is the job marketing pretty stable for outpatient coders, who are not worki ...

Apparently anyone doing VA work has to have one. Is it strict? I am not proud of it, but I had a DUI about 20 years ago -- would that be something that would keep me from transcribing for the hospital? Thanks. ...

S/l "Bolt" monitor. We then examined the blood flow again. There was still bleeding. We documented this with photographs as well as put in the _____ monitor, which showed a slight waveform that corresponded with the patient's heartbeat. Anybody heard of it? ...

She is at high risk for lymphedema and I recommended physical therapy referral for lymphedema management. She will require sleeve S/L in-gart-ment for high risk activities. She is blind and uses a seeing eye dog with her left hand. ...

Cardiology workup in which majorly ESL doc says, "I assessed her [then he spells it--yes, go ahead and laugh] R-F-R-M-I-N-G-T-O-N" score." So, I'm thinking it's "Farmington" or something like that but discovered a "Framingham" score for cardiology. Yet, the doc did clearly spell the T-O-N part of the word, so I'm wondering if anyone has ever heard of a Farmington score for cardiology. Or anything. Anything. ...

patient it at high risk of breast cancer recurrence and they recomend utilizing combination chem utilizing s/l dose-stensator, Adriamycin, Cytoxan. Does anyone know what this might be? ...

Just venting a little. Had a client that was constantly (almost daily) calling or emailing me they were missing charts and saying I had lost dictation. After 2 years of this, we came to mutual termination one month ago. I have gained back an hour of time per day chasing down charts that I know don't exist or fielding calls from several of their staff looking for that 'missing' dictation. Hated to lose a client, but my days are now peaceful again. Some ...

I just saw on here regarding transcription education. They had it spelled as get educatated! haha ...

Dictator dictated flunisolide, ASR translated as penis alive ...

As I was doing the "webinar" today on time clock procedures for the company that has bought the company that I have worked for for almost 10 years, I was cleaning out some paperwork. I found my original contract, level 5 transcription . . . 9-1/2 cents per line (plus shift differential) almost 10 years ago Plus I think I got an additional bonus or something for being a CMT. Off to cry in my coffee. Oh what the heck, might as well laugh!! ...

On the HuffPo front page, there is an article that reads "Dictator Convicted for Secret Hospital Torture Center." Oh good grief--that's just the Transcription Department! ;-) ...

It will be sometime before our jobs are obsolete as editors..... "The patient needs continuous monitoring and breasts" lol ...

Here's something really funny! I'm looking for a job in my area and the place where I signed up for called me. I explained my situation to them. Then I said if they were from Nuance,I wouldn not work for them,either as one is just about the same as the other. Guess what? they hung up on me! Hilarious. ...

Quality (error-free documentation) In the first three months of 2014, we averaged 99.69% in the U.S. and 99.64% globally, which exceed 2013 numbers and the 98% industry standard set by AHIMA. ...

Laugh of the day, "risk of uterine perspiration." - anon

Had to LOL at this one... - Rose

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