ASR funny for today - broken promises

Dictated: Eyes: Extraocular muscles intact. He has bilateral Marcus Aurelius. Tympanic membranes are okay. Transcribed: Eyes: Extraocular muscles intact. He has bilateral arcus senilis. Tympanic membranes are okay. first time a Roman empirer has made an appearance in my transcription! This was not even VR! ...

If you have any questions, please hesitate to contact us. (obviously should be -- If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.) ...

By this time in the day, usually, there has been at least 7 emails - several from QA, at least 2-3 backlog updates, and 1 reminder to work our shift and work our entire shift. ...

I was just trying to get into MQ Central, and I was having problems, and I immediately thought, uh oh, here go the layoffs! I mean immediately! I tried again and was able to finally get in, but it was just so crazy. I hope I get another job soon, I can't live like this. Damn you Q!! ...

Anyone other MDIer think it is funny that we have not heard one word from Dorothy, not even a good luck, nothing. She took the money and ran. She does not give a crap about all of us. ...

"The patient states that he also has a bowel in his toneails." Suppose to be "...a pull of his toenails" (explained later as pulling sensation because of thick toenails). ...

I thought we all need a laugh. I was typing the other night and it was supposed to say "the patient had internal hemorrhoids," but typed the patient had "mental hemorrhoids." I about fell out of my chair laughing. Very fittiing though because I think MQ gives a lot of us "mental hemorrhoids." ...

Just had to share this. An ad on the local radio inviting "everyone" to a seminar to become a "medical transcriptionist. Earn more money working at home than in an office." I laughed. I would definitely have gone, but unfortunately it is at least 1-2 hours away on a working night. How I wish it was closer. I would have love to have gone and given them an earful. I want to know where those jobs are because I'll go find one. Alas, it is not mean ...

SKULL SERIES: REASON FOR EXAM: The patient wants his skull checked for wires that he thinks aliens might have implanted. Beam me up Scotty!!!! ...

On a lot of MTSO web sites there is a picture of a happy smiling MT with perfect hair and makeup wearing a headset with a mouthpiece to speak into. I wonder who are they talking to? LOL! ...

these new changes with account managers happened, the work has totally dried up (I have not been out of work for a very long time and have had much OT). Can you say offshore? I thought you could. Will have to keep an eye on Webquist. ...

My hand has been hurting for a couple of days. So I'm laying there with my boyfriend and he's rubbing it, and he says in a serious voice........ DO YOU TYPE WITH BOTH HANDS???? I LAUGHED FOR 20 MINUTES....... I finally said, "No, I'm left-handed".......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Bless his heart........He was seriously getting ready to diagnose some stuff guys! Enjoy your day MTStars....... ...

It just referred to the patient as Ms. Toilet. I suppose it could be true, but we really have to check things closely. ...

too funny not to share. dicatator was talking about beach. I transcribed water pail only to have it changed to water pale. HMMMMM. I am noticing a lot of crazy errors by QA lately. ...

Whatever she's called. I never talk to her on the phone because she is much more interested in what her kids and dogs are doing than what I have to say. She changed my schedule by phone one day, and then called me the day after I was off to find out why I hadn't worked the day before. I went part time and sent her an email with the request, worked the new schedule for over a week before she called me to say she had to evaluate my request for schedule change. Tol ...

I was looking at glassdoor, where you can see reviews of different companies. I was looking to see if there were any reviews on M*Modal. AND there are. The majority are bad -- really bad. What I find funny is that even Indian employees are complaining about them. One of them wrote "Joining here is like you are committing a suicide". So, how bad does a company have to be that even people in India think it is horrible? ...

It's funny how every Friday we get emails "SOS, accounts out of TAT." You already take 1 of my weekend days, you will never get the other. ...

I got a genuine blooper today. Made me giggle. ESL trying to be helpful and dictated, "BNP, that's B like boy, N like Nancy, and P like appetite." He gets a "A" for effort...this time. ...

Dictated: "Her last screening mammography was in 2011." Voice Wreck: "Her last screaming mammography was in 2011." ...

giving me a hand slap for missing some quirky note in a CP, but she hasn't answered my e-mails in a week. Yeah, I'll jet you a reply right away. ...

The doctor is stating, "There were palpable pulses in the epigastric area." This sounds funny to me, and I have never heard her say this before. What do you think? It is pretty clear, but this doctor is a ditz at times? ...

This on the job board today: "XXXX is looking for an experienced QA person to start immmediatly. We are also looking for MT's that have expereince in cardiology (esl), er and discharge summary experience." Yes, I think that QA person does need to start "immediatly". ...

The patient had been trying to wean himself sexually from the PCA. ...

Dictated: She appeared cachectic... ASR: She appeard tic-tac-toe... It would be funnier if ASR wasn't getting worse by the day! Sighhhhhh - not much longer now. ...

We have so much American work outsourced to India - India should be our 51st state! ...

I put my resume up on one of the resume sites and it had an area where you could find out what the local and national average salary of whatever career you are in. I typed in Medical Transcriptionist and my area. Locally, I should be making $38,600, and on a national level I should be making $39,000! Are any of us anywhere near those numbers??? I sure as heck am not! My mouth would be totally shut if I was making that. I know there are people who definitely ma ...

So I recently wrote a letter in response to a previous letter, where the patinet was on clindamycin....this is what was typed: Patinet is currently on quindi myosin.... Sure, lets just make up some words. ...

Doncha just love it when you get an email from the supervisor about a client complaining about the errors in his reports, and there's an error in the email? LOLOL ...

Googled homeless shelters in my area to see if I could volunteer. What do you think pops up beside the information? "Become a medical transcriptionist at your own pace." It should say "Become a medical transcriptionist and you may need a homeless shelter". ...

ASR funny for today - broken promises

Wrong board for juvenile humor. - nm

Awww, did somebody pee in your cheerios again? - Des

Oh, this is the nice person with refined manners who I - want to befriend. At least, you didnt say pi**. nm

Kudos for finding humor in your job! - sm

Amen and well said! -nm- - sadie

Funny visual, too! LOL -nm- - sadie

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