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My big laugh for the night - MModal Livestock


Posted: Mar 29, 2012

ESL doctor:  "The patient lives on farm.  He milks the cows, horses, mules and chickens."

Chickens are mammals?  All this time those wings and feathers had me fooled, but then again, they never could fly to prove it...  Laughing

This is the same guy who once said a patient worked driving a "lift-fork" and another one of his patients was "stung by a black widow recluse spider." 

And to think, this man makes 5-10 times what I do... ouch... if only someone had told me as a teenager that you could be dumb as a sack of doorknobs and still be a doctor LOL. 

Milking those chickens sounds difficult indeed - LOL

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Nothing beats an entertaining ESL to keep you on your toes...thanks for sharing the lulz (heaven knows we all can use a good chuckle!).

Well, ok about the horses, but definitely not the MULES! - Good grief!

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I can just see the expressions on their faces. Especially those mules.

Mmmm....chicken milk. :-D - Hayseed

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That was an awesome belly laugh this morning! It is pretty sad though, isn't it?! On the overnight shift, I swear I get about 90% ESL (I wonder if they get saddled with the crap shift too because of their, you know, ESL-ness to put it in nonoffensive terms). It will totally mess with your melon. I haven't been able to verbalize a coherent sentence myself in years now. I constantly sound like I'm having a stroke, which is why I much prefer writing to talking. I sound like a total freak if I try to spontaneously talk.
:-D
I'm from Missouri - Show Me
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Our neighbors have mules, big mean suckers. I just had a good laugh, imagining someone trying to milk them. They'd kick them clear out of the pasture.
I've got a bit of the opposite - MModal Livestock
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The longer I do transcription and the more hours I put in, the less I can write outside of work. I look at the emails I write and think there's no way my friends believe I'm a transcriptionist LOL.

Most of my doctors are also ESL. I have one whole account where out of all their doctors only four of them speak English as a first language and sadly, those four can be divided up as:
1. Auctioneer speed.
2. Doesn't open his mouth.
3. Dictates next to large groups of people and talks really low, either to not disturb their merriment or to keep patient information a secret.
4. And the last one is 89 years old and has no idea where he is or what he's doing. Sometimes he gets into long coughing fits that sound like he's throwing up (right in my ear of course) and I think he's going to die right there on the phone. Poor man can't retire though. They gave him two P.A.'s, but as senile as he is, he's still better than the two of them put together. One of them keeps prescribing people endrigocalcifill (ergocalciferol) and rosunavasastatin (rosuvastatin). Not to mention they gave someone an assasstomosis. I don't know what that entails, but I certainly don't want one LOL.
Ah, gotta love those golden oldies.... - Shaking my head laughing
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I worked for a hospital doing radiology and, bless his heart, they had an "antique" on staff who was in his late 80s. He would repeat himself throughout the report an exreme number of times, start out dictating an ankle film and suddenly was discussing the patient's colon (yep, you read that right, lol!), and all sorts of oddities.

It actually got to the point where I *almost* enjoyed transcribing his reports because (a) I had to stay alert or I'd miss a real gem in his dictation and (b) I admired the way he kept working instead of going off to the golf course...but, in reality, he probably SHOULD have been on the golf course instead of reading patient films, LOL!

Dang Im from NY and even I know not to milk - anything but a cow lol

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