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Need a few laughs? - old and burned out


Posted: Jun 14, 2010

Since there are NJA, thought I would post a few laughs brought to you by ASR.  Parentheses indicate what should have been typed.

1.  The patient is separated from his bowels (spouse).

2.  The patient had a couple of glasses (episodes) of liquid stool.  Ummm!

3.  The incident happened when the patient was eating a prostate (raw steak). 

Just asking . . - SM

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RE: The "prostate" thing .. LOL!

Any chance the patient's name was Hannibal Lecter?

Sorry .. HA!

need a few laughs - tootired

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These are just too funny--keep them coming :)


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