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summary of accomplishments - hilarious - missindale

Posted: Dec 02, 2011

I was cracking up by the time I got to the end - who was this written for? "database replication and application failover"??? I think they made that up!

Corporatespeak - old and burned out

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There must be a special class in corporatespeak - how to use the most words to say nothing.

P.S. - old and burned out

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I particularly enjoyed the term "inorganic growth." Does that mean the company has flotsam on it's bottom?

to old and burned out - wooly bully

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Hey, I like that "corporatespeak" -- and "flotsam on it's bottom" really hit the giggle button!!

to summary of accomplishments - wooly bully

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REALLY == guess they're trying to impress someone - not me by a long shot -- just some more bull ca-ca!

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