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Help with word or phrase-don't laugh too hard - ASmom

Posted: Jul 03, 2010

This is a PE on a 70-yo woman.

"Breasts are symmetrical s/l "up my ass."

Really, that is exactly what it sounds like he is saying but obviously that is not correct. (at least, I hope not-LOL) Any idea what this could be?

Gotta clean the spewed coffee off my screen. How about without mass? - n/m

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That is the same way I reacted, only it was diet - coke.

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nm

Think that last word must be mass, but no idea - ASmom

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what the rest of it is.

without mass? - dawn

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The "without" does not really sound like it but - I do not know what else it

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could be. Thanks.

Sometimes, I would really like to make sure that the docs hear themselves-maybe they would make our jobs easier.

Okay, if I listen to it over and over with that in - mind I can kind of make

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out without mass, but it still sounds a LOT like "up my ass." Well, at least I have something to chuckle about the rest of the night.

if you cannot figure this out by yourself, you should not - sm

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be an MT.

I do not think that this is funny, at all, it is vulgar from the doc if he really said this, and from you putting this on the board!

I know...it's Saturday late evening! - nm

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