Posted By: toomuchfun! on 2007-10-18

The pictures did not post with this.  I would be glad to email it to anyone!  Enjoy!

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

D A M N I T O L

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to ____ for up to 8 full

hours.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they
moved out.

ST. MOMMA'S WORT

Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers

unconscious for up to two days.

P E P T O B I M B O

Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed

before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and

prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting
in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R

Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and

the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N

Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such

lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."

BUYAGRA

Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency,

duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N

Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,

anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager

to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T

When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same

irritation level as nagging him.

Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who

can handle it.

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