The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer,
and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts,
she tells him that she has spent
all the money on him
because she loves him so much
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. Hand ITC'>
She earns several times the $5,000.
She gives him back his $5,000
and reinvests the remainder
in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save
for their future
because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time
about what each woman had done
with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent
on breast implants
and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer' s research.
This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population
with perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection
of what to do with either of them.
If you don't send this
to five OLD friends right away
there will be five fewer people
laughing in the world!
