can't swallar?
Two rednecks are eating in a restaurant located in a remote area.
Suddenly, a city woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress. One of the rednecks looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The redneck walks over to the woman, stands her up lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her panties and quickly gives her right butt cheek a couple
of licks with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out
of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the redneck walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I
ain't niver seed nobody do it!" 
