A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he
spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop........
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc,
want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The
mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc,
look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any
damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like
new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks
($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered
to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine
running."