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Posted By: -Jade on 2008-01-26

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
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it on my back porch and filled
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it lovingly with seed.
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It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.
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Within a week we had hundreds of birds
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taking advantage of the continuous
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flow of free and easily accessible food.
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But then the birds started
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building nests in the boards
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of the patio, above the table,
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and next to the barbecue.
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Then came the bird crap. It was
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everywhere; on the patio tile,
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the chairs, the table...everywhere!
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Then some of the birds turned

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mean. They would dive bomb me

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and try to peck me even though

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I had fed them out of my own
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pocket.
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And others birds were
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boisterous and loud. They
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sat on the feeder and
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squawked and screamed at
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all hours of the day and night
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and demanded that I fill it
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when it got low on food.
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After a while, I couldn't even
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sit on my own back porch
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anymore. So I took down the
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bird feeder and in three days
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the birds were gone. I cleaned
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up their mess and took down
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the many nests they had built
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all over the patio.
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Soon, the back yard was like
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it used to be ... quiet, serene
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and no one demanding their
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rights to a free meal.
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Now let's see....
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Our government gives out
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free food, subsidized housing,
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free medical care, and free
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education and allows anyone
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born here to be an automatic
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citizen.
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Then the illegals came by the

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millions. Suddenly our taxes

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went up to pay for free services;

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small apartments are housing 

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five or more families; you
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have to wait six hours to be seen
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by a doctor in an emergency room
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because it is filled with illegals;
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your child's 2nd grade class is
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behind other schools because
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over half the class doesn't speak
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English.
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Corn flakes now come in a
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bilingual box; I have to
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'press one' to hear my bank
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talk to me in English, and
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people waving flags other
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than 'Old Glory' are
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squawking and screaming
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in the streets, demanding
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more rights and free liberties.
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Its just my opinion but:
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maybe, just maybe,
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it's time for the government
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to take down the darn bird feeder.
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If you agree, pass it on; if not,
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continue cleaning up the crap.

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