A Frickin' Elephant
Jake is 5 and learning to read.
He points at a picture in a zoo book and says,
"Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!"
A Deep breath ... "What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama!
It says so on the picture! and so it does.............
"A f r i c a n Elephant "
