January --  Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February  ----  Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....   Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March  --  Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....     box said "2-4 years!"

April  --  Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!!!

May  --  Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June  --  Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July  --  Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August  --  Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....  car swamped because soft-top was open.

September  --   The capital of :State of California is "C".....isn't it???

October   --  Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November  --  Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December   --    Couldn't call 911..."duh".....there's no "eleven"  Button on the  phone!!!