Accidentally found this and I can't stop laughing! I hope it's okay to copy and post it again for those of you that have forgotten it or have never seen it! Too funny!
Too Cute [2007-05-09] A visiting minister spoke eloquently during the offertory prayer. Dear Lord, he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, without you we are but dust... He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, Mom, what is butt dust?