Whe wears the pants in the family?
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trose on 2007-12-29
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a friendly little father-son chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something important. On my wedding night, in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them." I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On the first night of his honeymoon, Mike took his pants off and said to Karen,"Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here - you try mine on." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart a$$ attitude, you never will."
And they lived happily ever after
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