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You know how sometimes there are strange postings on the job board? This MT feels like (but won't do it, just suggesting it) putting an ad on the job board which reads the following. Thank you in advance, by the way for your time in reading this. Time is money, after all, and this MT is appreciative of any and all of your time.
FAKE POSTING (do not attempt this at home, this is done by a professional, albeit uncredentialed MT)
MT-At-YOUR-Service.... MTSOs: Sign up now! This MT cannot be beat!
She will cook, clean, AND type any and all medical language specialty work you have AT THE SAME TIME. Grab this offer now. Just send your name, phone number, and 3 personal and professional references and a resume of your MTSO proving that you will provide: Free food (because she is cooking for you); Free cleaning supplies (she cannot afford her own garbage bags), and a decent line rate, just because when she types, she needs to send the whole check to her family, not overseas, but to her starving family here in the USA. Act now... the first 10 responses will be given Immediate consideration! And if you call in the next 15 minutes, you will be given twice as much free cooking and cleaning, and this MT will even type at half the going line rate. Act now! Offshores need not apply.  |
