My favorite thing, a manditory something - stupid! Posted: Jun 29th, 2016 - 1:54 pm In Reply to: We have to send in a mandatory "plan of action" - for critical errors. Really?
If they are stupid enough to ask this question, tell them you plan on contacting Dr. Noonien Soong, who will upload your consciousness into a positronic brain, originally created by Isaac Asimov. This will let you achieve the speed and accuracy of an android. You plan on changing your name to Ms. Data. Your skills will be unmatched, and far too good for this crappy company. So, you plan to quit and put your skills to good use by developing a version of "Hooked on Phonics" for the English speaking impaired and rake in the dough!
If nothing else, it is a thoughtful response to stupidity.
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